See how some people get even with the evil ex who broke their heart, the bully at the gym or their rude ex boss they hate with all their guts.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold. We agree to disagree. Getting back at someone is oddly satisfying, and thanks to the Internet there are a couple of smart, fail-safe yet virtually harmless ways to do it these days. To settle a beef with a former bully, teach an annoying neighbor a lesson or get even with a cheating lover, have a look at what’s out there in cyberspace for people wanting payback.
Wondering how to make your ex pay the price of betraying you online? Need a vengeful idea to make your so-called friend pay for their betrayal? Here are some of our top picks that will surely have you sleep better tonight (or at least have a laugh to see what lengths some people will go to):
Ruin Game of Thrones for Them
Nobody, I repeat NOBODY who drops a GoT spoiler in conversation can ever be spared for life. This evil app, spoiled.io, is a work of pure genius if you want to get back at someone in the most heartless, evil way. Yes, it ruins their game of thrones by sending exclusive spoilers on who died, who killed who, and who returned from the dead this season. This is truly the King in the North when it comes to online revenge.
Revenge that Leaves You Itching for More
Let them taste the pain of breaking your heart in a true itching affair. Crab Revenge has introduced an icking but satisfyingly effective way of getting back at your ex or someone who was excessively mean or unfair to you – this website will send them some ruthless pubic lice that will have them itching in all the wrong places. These evil guys have three separate packages for their small but cruel little beasts and ship anywhere in the world.
You want to make them feel guilty, or you want to show scare your enemy – anonymous texting is the way to go. This website, for example, sends anonymous messages within the next one minute to your intended recipient and you can select the contents yourself. Another pick is this website, which lets you send an anonymous text to any number in the world and even discreetly forwards the reply of that person to your email account. So satisfying, so fun! Easy-peasy and quick, send a rude message and feel better in just 60 seconds without raising suspect. Another resource worth checking out is Masters of Revenge, which can send anonymous messages at a pre-mediated time from a fake number. So, time to spill your heart out and get the revenge ball rolling in the court. Aside from texts, there are also anonymous emails that you can send with your own choice of content to bring the perfect pinch of revenge to your ex’s inbox.
While texts and messages can be ignored easily, getting rid of rude calls will be much tougher for your evil ex! Get Revenge On Your Ex is a 100% anonymous and legal website that lets you anonymously revenge call anyone you want. Spill our your heart to an ex, a backstabbing friend or an annoying colleague. The calls are usually made with fake caller IDs so there’s no chance of them getting traced back to you ever! Plus, the website also offers to have this conversation recorded to be listened at leisure with pleasure. There are a number of other websites as well like Masters of Revenge that can do nuisance calls on your behalf, without they getting traced back to you.
Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Revenge Mail
Another great pick in the online revenge resource list is Payback.com. Whether it is backstabbing friends, co-workers that have been a pain, or cheating lovers or spouses- this website sends anonymous mail, post cards, mugs, stickers, prank goodies and much more to teach them a lesson. Plus, they also have dead flower wreaths to tell your ex how very non-special they are for you. If someone really broke your heart bad then you can also send dead fish to him or her without divulging your identity ever.
Play the Revenge Card
Greeting cards are the most heartfelt things one can receive – except your ex. You can send rude greeting cards and post cards to your ex that they’ll never forget. Not just for romantic interests, these cards and posters can also be a great payback for pranksters, backstabbing friends, bullies and mean, so-called friends. Plus, everything can be sent totally anonymously with no chance of it getting tracked back to you. This is the most fun and satisfying part of the entire deal!
Packaged Revenge Wrapped with Hate and Fury
Can’t decide between the rude letters, the anonymous texts or the annoying phone calls? How about sending them a package of pure evil? You can go all sick and twisted with voodoo dolls and even a bottle of piss – yes it’s totally possible. Check out this website for ideas and send your wrath and fury their way now!
Get Anonymous Revenge Advice
You’re seething with anger and want to do something bad. But in a few minutes you may think they are not even worth your anger. For all those times when you need some sane advice to get your revenge without being rash, get talking to the Revenge Guy. The Revenge Guy knows just how cold the revenge dish needs to be for maximum punch. RG takes confidential queries from anonymous people and answers them with a smart tactic so you know how to settle the beef in the best way. This website – Get Revenge on Your Ex – also lists down a number of articles and resources on how to best get revenge on anyone who has made you fall in ‘hate’ with them. Good luck!
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Disclaimer: This article is for informational purposes only. All of the sources mentioned here are merely prank sites or practical jokes that don’t aim to harass the victim, and were selected with the intention to not have any sort of criminal affiliation to them. There is no intent of permanent damage or potential harm to the recipient. Don’t do anything that will break the laws of your local county, state or country.